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Author Topic: Dueling Monty Python Quotes  (Read 10320 times)

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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #60 on: October 21, 2008, 05:15:39 AM »
Telephone, Mr Hilter. It's Mr McGoering from the Bell and Compasses. He says he's found a place where you can hire bombers by the hour.

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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #61 on: October 21, 2008, 10:11:50 PM »
 Wiggin walks to the table on which his model stand.
 
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  Good morning, gentlemen. This is a twelwe-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these... 

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 Excuse me.... 

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First City Gent
  Did you say knives?
 
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  Rotating knives, yes.
 
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  Are you proposing to slaughter our tenants?
 
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  Does that not fit in with your plans?
 
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  No, it does not. We asked for a simple block of flats. 

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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #62 on: October 22, 2008, 06:29:14 AM »

Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger?....


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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #63 on: October 27, 2008, 07:49:14 AM »
Right, now don't rush me this time. Stalk me. Do it properly. Stalk me. I'll turn me back. Stalk up behind me, close behind me, then in with the redcurrants! Right? O.K. start moving. Now the first thing to do when you're being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to

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release the tiger!

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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #64 on: October 27, 2008, 01:27:42 PM »
So the leg will just grow back then will it?

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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #65 on: October 27, 2008, 02:13:44 PM »
King of Swamp Castle: Who are you?

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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #66 on: November 07, 2008, 08:41:31 AM »
And now for something completely different....

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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #67 on: November 07, 2008, 11:13:33 AM »
..it's.......................................................

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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #68 on: November 07, 2008, 12:42:15 PM »
Stop it, this is getting silly!

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