Dueling Monty Python Quotes

Started by Jen, September 20, 2008, 04:26:29 PM

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Feathers

Telephone, Mr Hilter. It's Mr McGoering from the Bell and Compasses. He says he's found a place where you can hire bombers by the hour.

I know it's unnusual here but I don't have a podcast of my own.

Meds

 Wiggin walks to the table on which his model stand.

Mr Wiggin
  Good morning, gentlemen. This is a twelwe-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these... 

First City Gent
Excuse me.... 

Mr Wiggin
  Hm? 

First City Gent
  Did you say knives?

Mr Wiggin
  Rotating knives, yes.

Second City Gent
  Are you proposing to slaughter our tenants?
 
Mr Wiggin
  Does that not fit in with your plans?
 
First City Gent
  No, it does not. We asked for a simple block of flats. 

moyer777


Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger?....


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Feathers

Right, now don't rush me this time. Stalk me. Do it properly. Stalk me. I'll turn me back. Stalk up behind me, close behind me, then in with the redcurrants! Right? O.K. start moving. Now the first thing to do when you're being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to

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release the tiger!

I know it's unnusual here but I don't have a podcast of my own.

Meds

So the leg will just grow back then will it?

KC

King of Swamp Castle: Who are you?

Prince Herbert: I'm your son!

King of Swamp Castle: No, not you!

Jen

And now for something completely different....

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnniggets!
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Meds

..it's.......................................................

Feathers


I know it's unnusual here but I don't have a podcast of my own.