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Author Topic: Dueling Monty Python Quotes  (Read 10310 times)

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Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« on: September 20, 2008, 03:26:29 PM »
Monty Python quotes...I noticed recently that they can take off in a thread, and think they deserve their own place.  :)

Since I ended the last Monty Python "off-roading adventure" with a line involving the quote, "I fart in your general direction"... I'll start the thread with this line:

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
« Last Edit: September 20, 2008, 04:23:01 PM by Jen »
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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2008, 03:28:45 PM »
“NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.”
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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2008, 03:32:28 PM »
"THE COMFY CHAIR?"

"The Comfy chair!"
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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2008, 03:33:03 PM »
I like traffic lights... I like traffic lights... I like traffic lights, but only when their green....
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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2008, 03:45:14 PM »
this sounds like a job for... Bicycle Repair Man...but how to change without revealing my secret identity?
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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2008, 03:48:30 PM »
Is it a Quantity Surveyor?

Is it a Church Warden?

No! It's BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!
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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2008, 03:50:45 PM »
Hint-hint, nudge-nudge, know what I mean? Know what I mean?

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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2008, 03:52:19 PM »
ARE YOU INSINUATING SOMETHING !!!
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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2008, 03:53:29 PM »
Em... that sounds good. Anyway just have a look... take your time. Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you ... er.. get me another one?
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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2008, 04:00:30 PM »
jen i could go forever with these
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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2008, 04:08:50 PM »
That's what this thread is for. :D

BUT I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2008, 04:09:29 PM »
"THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!"

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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2008, 04:11:05 PM »
This is Mr E. R. Bradshaw, of Napier Court, Black Lion Road, SE5. He cannot be seen. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Bradshaw will you stand up please?

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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2008, 04:15:23 PM »
Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife.
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Re: Dueling Monty Python Quotes
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2008, 04:17:21 PM »
One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her..
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