Most uncomfortable situation. Ever.

[Chief]

So I'm getting a vasectomy done. We don't want more kids so I decided to close the DNA factory for good.

A while ago I go to the doctor for a preliminary check up to see if I am good enough for the procedure and the guy, who is all serious and professional, tells me. "Take your pants off, I need to check you up".

So I did. All my goods exposed in the air.

And suddenly someone knocks at the door. Doctor yells "Who is it?"

A lady voice says "Hi Doctor Solis, it's the interns."

Doc says in all Picard style, "Come."

And 7 young girl interns come to the room. Some of them really cute.

And the freaking doctor starts giving class showing the girls human anatomy and how vasectomy is done with ME!!

Not that I have anything to hide or anything, mind you. But it was certainly unexpected. My face was all red and the intern noticed that. One of them starts to laugh and the doctor asked for silence.

So the doctor uses a pen to point. OMG at this point I need to run and hide, but the Buddha in me said "Ok this is odd, but you are here. Must give a good show anyway."

I relaxed, put my hands in my waist and smiled until the end.

Doctor thanked me and said sorry for the inconvenience.

So that's it. Sorry for not posting pictures. LMAO

What's the most embarrassing situation you've been into?

[Rico]

WOW!  You took that very well.  Not sure I would have been so understanding - especially with no warning.

I'll have to think of an embarrassing situation of mine.  I don't have very many I don't think I embarrass easily (have you seen my dancing?).

[alanp]

I think the doc should have asked you or given you a heads up that he is instructing interns before they came in.  Or asked you if you were OK with that.

I know that in today's world, nudity is embarassing.  Why?  Is there any reason for that to be so?  Our bodies have just 2 templates that they are made from and there is no chance the interns were seeing "boy parts" for the first time.  They are going to be doctors and will see patients without their pants on for the next 30 years or so.

As far as my embarassing moments, I could write a book.  I don't want it to bother me because the fear of looking foolish is what holds people back from doing great things.  We are going to look silly, foolish, awkward, etc many times on the way to achieving great things.  This has been a pattern from Noah's Ark to Edison.

[Jen]

What a jerk. I would be VERY upset if a group of interns entered one of my yearly exams. That vasectomy should be free now. That's what I think. You're in South America right Chief? Is there a patients' rights bill of some sort in your country?

Let's see... I have MANY embarrassing moments. On my first date with my husband David, he leaned in to kiss me and I took a step back, stuck out my hand to shake his and said "well, thanks anyway." Not exactly what I wanted to say, but I wasn't thinking straight. He said he wasn't quite sure what to think about that, luckily he was very determined to date me and wasn't put off by my "thanks anyway."

[Meds]

Ha ha oh Jen, how very English of you to go and shake his hand. One of my embarrassing moments was when i went and supported my mate at the dentist back in 1997. He was very nervous about going as he had a really bad experience when he was young. Anyway we are sitting in the waiting room and I'm trying to cheer him up by waffling on and telling jokes. We were the only people in the waiting room by the way, anyway he gets called to go in, he stands up and leaves, so i just sit there. He then quickly walks back in and breaks wind extremely loudly and skips out just as the receptionist looks up in horror. What do i do, i smile at her, face going red and simply say "bit cold today". Out of the corner of my eye i see my mate laughing. What a git. happily though he had to have 7 fillings done so that cheered me up.

[moyer777]

oh my, this is the laughing thread!  :)

[alanp]

I would tell you about silly college things that top my list but I can't in a family friendly way so I'd better not. 

[Darkmolerman]

Meh all my embarrassing moments are pretty stupid.... but this is the one I can think of at the top of my head, I invited some friends to the movies, I invited theses twins I used to hang out with (one went goth the other it basically a low level emo (faded colors and not that much depression) and to be kind to my friends I don't like much I invited them, well after we saw the movie I call my dad and since the twins could not take the buss or ask their parents (work) I brought them to the movies. So back to calling my dad, he comes and for some reason my annoying friend which I brought along because I am a kind person tells me they got a ride so I ask them they say yes and then I suddenly in a loud voice say "OH MY GOD HE TOLD THE TRUTH SEE YA GUYS he told the truth (cap in place for louder areas) well it was not really that bad but weird...

[Trekkygeek]

One of my most embarrassing episodes happened when I was about 20 years old. Me and the lads had hit town for the weekly pub crawl in Shoreham and we stopped at this pub that had a Karaoke contest going on.

Now, I never give up the chance to sing in public and it was a running joke with my mates that I liked to perform in public. So after a couple of lagers I got up and sang "Stand by me" by Ben E King.
 
And it was going pretty well, after the initial nerves I started to really get into it and the audience weren't throwing things at me. So anyway, halfway through the song is an instrumental and I decided to swing the microphone around slightly, not above the head, just clockwise in front of me. At first the guys in the pub laughed a bit but then disaster struck.

The microphone just fell apart and bits went flying around to my utter horror. Now everyone was laughing properly and I nearly died there on the spot. The end came very quickly with the DJ fading out and then the compere just unloaded on me. She asked me what kind of idiot I was and then said that the microphone would cost £50 to replace which just so happened to be the prize money.

We made our excuses and left straight away with echoes of laughter in our ears. I still get ribbed about it to this day and whenever the subject of embarrassing moments arises, I'm always reminded of this event. :blush

[Darkmolerman]

dood that is the best embarrassing story, it is sad yet funny!

[alanp]

I think the boy in this Practical Fishkeeping article may have the most embarassing moment ever!

http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=1773

[sheldor]

So I'm getting a vasectomy done. We don't want more kids so I decided to close the DNA factory for good.

A while ago I go to the doctor for a preliminary check up to see if I am good enough for the procedure and the guy, who is all serious and professional, tells me. "Take your pants off, I need to check you up".

So I did. All my goods exposed in the air.

And suddenly someone knocks at the door. Doctor yells "Who is it?"

A lady voice says "Hi Doctor Solis, it's the interns."

Doc says in all Picard style, "Come."

And 7 young girl interns come to the room. Some of them really cute.

And the freaking doctor starts giving class showing the girls human anatomy and how vasectomy is done with ME!!

Not that I have anything to hide or anything, mind you. But it was certainly unexpected. My face was all red and the intern noticed that. One of them starts to laugh and the doctor asked for silence.

So the doctor uses a pen to point. OMG at this point I need to run and hide, but the Buddha in me said "Ok this is odd, but you are here. Must give a good show anyway."

I relaxed, put my hands in my waist and smiled until the end.

Doctor thanked me and said sorry for the inconvenience.

So that's it. Sorry for not posting pictures. LMAO

What's the most embarrassing situation you've been into?

As soon as I saw the "V" word, I had this uncontrollable urge to cross my legs.  :D