Just spit my coffee out.

[Pyrovile]

Sitting here watching All Creatures Great and Small with my wife.  Peter Davison is up to his shoulder in the southbound end of a northbound cow.  Nothing shocking to a guy who grew up on a Wiscowsin dairy farm.  My wife, with her dry British accent pipes up "must be bigger on the inside."  That's when I lost my coffee and near choked to death.

[Bromptonboy]

A Tardis Cow?  :)

[Feathers]

No, a TARDIB.

Time And Relative Dimensions In Bovine.

[Meds]

Ha ha ha brilliant.

[Pyrovile]

For anyone that cares to see the scene in question, search for "All Creatures Great And Small Documentary Part 3"  on YouTube and skip ahead to the 8:30 mark or thereabouts.