How about a running quote thread?

[davekill]

"No matter were you go, there you are" -Buckaroo Banzai quoting Confucius

[Jen]

"Higher emotions are what separate us from the lower orders of life...
Higher emotions, and table manners." ~ Dianna Troi, Imzadi

[sheldor]

"I'll have ten chocolate sundaes...I'm in a really BAD mood" - Q

[Roddenberry]

"Everything looks good from here... (playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."
(as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."
(as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"
(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"

Wash

[Jen]

"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." -Mal

[billybob476]

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel." - Homer Simpson

[Roddenberry]

It makes noise.
[taps screwdriver against wood]
That makes it sonic.

Jackson Lake - The Next Doctor

[sheldor]

Kill my boss!!!???   Do I dare live out the american dream? - Homer J. Simpson

[Jobydrone]

"Just because my grandfather didn't rape the environment and exploit the workers doesn't make me a peasant. And it's not that he didn't want to rape the environment and exploit the workers, I'm sure he did. It's just that as a barber, he didn't have that much opportunity."  -Steve Martin as Roger Cobb, All of Me

[davekill]

Kill my boss!!!???   Do I dare live out the american dream? - Homer J. Simpson

Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too...
- Bill Lumbergh

[X]

What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that? - Mitch, Long kiss Goodnight

(there are better ones, but not exactly pg)

[Jobydrone]

What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that? - Mitch, Long kiss Goodnight

(there are better ones, but not exactly pg)

One of Sam Jackson's best early roles, still kind of riffing on the same character to this day.  I used to be in love with Geena Davis, too.  Great movie.

[Roddenberry]

They revel in violence. They devote what little technology they have to devising ways of killing each other.

T'mir

[PaulECoyote]

"Listen, do you smell something?" -Ray Stantz

LOL good one.  My three year old was obsessed with this movie for almost a year, and used to walk around quoting lines from it.  His favorite was "Back off man, I'm a scientist."

Your three year old has great taste :)

[Jobydrone]

I know, his current obsession is the Neil Young cover of "This Land is Your Land" from the new NY & Crazy Horse album "Americana".