TREKS IN SCI-FI FORUM

We've done this in the past and it's a lot of fun.. so I thought I'd start a new story.

So only rules are you can add only three words per post, and you can't post back to back.

So here we go...


The crew was...

just finishing dinner

as the lights

went out, but

under the table

was a phaser

glowing hot and

about to explode.

"You hear that?"

Said the Captain

"phaser on overload!"

LT. Dunn reached

for the phaser

It felt hot

"Good day to..."

"...save the crew!"

And he pulled

the power-cell out,

Suddenly, the ship

began shaking violently

"Captain to Bridge"

said a panicked

voice.  "Get me,..."

Here's the story so far..

The crew was just finishing dinner as the lights went out, but under the table was a phaser glowing hot and about to explode. "You hear that?", Said the Captain "phaser on overload!".  LT. Dunn reached  for the phaser It felt hot "Good day to save the crew!"  And he pulled the power-cell out.

Suddenly, the ship began shaking violently "Captain to Bridge" said a panicked voice.  "Get me,..."

the lead ship!!

"Hailing Frequencies Open!"

"Your face offends..."

me. Take those...

pathetic looking officers

and transport them...

to the solar

ship. When I

contact you again

you had better

say he's dead

This completely confused

the Captain who

decided he needed

have a drink

for the first

time in his

life on ship

The bridge was

cold and dark

with a subtle

scent of elderberries

that had been

diluted by white

noise from the

open communications channel

"Computer, get me

the latest report

from the Daystrom

Keep it up guys.. it's a crazy but it's fun..

Here's the story so far..

The crew was just finishing dinner as the lights went out, but under the table was a phaser glowing hot and about to explode. "You hear that?", Said the Captain "phaser on overload!".  LT. Dunn reached  for the phaser It felt hot "Good day to save the crew!"  And he pulled the power-cell out.

Suddenly, the ship began shaking violently "Captain to Bridge" said a panicked voice.  "Get me the lead ship!!  "Hailing Frequencies Open!" "Your face offends me. Take those pathetic looking officers and transport them  to the solar ship. When I contact you again you had better said he's dead.

This completely confused  the Captain who decided he needed to have a drink for the first time in his life on ship.

The bridge was cold and dark with a subtle scent of elderberries that had been diluted by white noise from the open communications channel  "Computer, get me the latest report from the Daystrom...

Institute." Captain look!!!

Up in the

air, is it

what I think

Surely you cant

be serious. I

gave orders that

my pants should

never be hoisted

above the waist

And don't call

for the belt

or the suspenders

but get me

another stiff drink

with balls of

newt, love those.

Suddenly, he awoke

with saliva dripping

from his ear

as the dog

of an ensign

shook its teeth

so violently that

he yelped outloud

The Captain grabbed

Wow.. this is one crazy story..

Here's the story so far..

The crew was just finishing dinner as the lights went out, but under the table was a phaser glowing hot and about to explode. "You hear that?", Said the Captain "phaser on overload!".  LT. Dunn reached  for the phaser It felt hot "Good day to save the crew!"  And he pulled the power-cell out.

Suddenly, the ship began shaking violently "Captain to Bridge" said a panicked voice.  "Get me the lead ship!!  "Hailing Frequencies Open!" "Your face offends me. Take those pathetic looking officers and transport them  to the solar ship. When I contact you again you had better said he's dead.

This completely confused  the Captain who decided he needed to have a drink for the first time in his life on ship.
The bridge was cold and dark with a subtle scent of elderberries that had been diluted by white noise from the open communications channel  "Computer, get me the latest report from the Daystrom Institute. " Captain look up in the air, is it what I think?" " Surely you can't be serious."  "I gave orders that my pants should never be hoisted above the waist, and don't call for the belt or the suspenders,  but get me another stiff drink with balls of newt... love those.

Suddenly, he awoke with saliva dripping from his ear as the dog of an ensign shook its teeth so violently that he yelped outloud.  The Captain grabbed

his pillow and

sobbed gently into

the soft fabric

Composing himself, he

noticed the audience

staring in silence

"Computer. End program."

but nothing happened

"i'm going mad!"

Clap, clap, clap

"I am Q!"

"...what is this"?

Said the captain.

"You've been selected

to participate in

a test of

stamina and determination

that will determine

who will survive

and perhaps take

their rightful place

at my side.

The Captain briefly

swallowed hard then

burst into uncontrollable 

laughter. "Surely you

are past all

the game playing

by now? Where

Is the egg

I was sitting

on in my

ready room? Are

the Mardis Gras

beads still stuck

in my nose?

I must grab

my phaser and

set for stun

Here's the story so far..

The crew was just finishing dinner as the lights went out, but under the table was a phaser glowing hot and about to explode. "You hear that?", Said the Captain "phaser on overload!".  LT. Dunn reached  for the phaser It felt hot "Good day to save the crew!"  And he pulled the power-cell out.

Suddenly, the ship began shaking violently "Captain to Bridge" said a panicked voice.  "Get me the lead ship!!  "Hailing Frequencies Open!" "Your face offends me. Take those pathetic looking officers and transport them  to the solar ship. When I contact you again you had better said he's dead.

This completely confused  the Captain who decided he needed to have a drink for the first time in his life on ship.

The bridge was cold and dark with a subtle scent of elderberries that had been diluted by white noise from the open communications channel  "Computer, get me the latest report from the Daystrom Institute. " Captain look up in the air, is it what I think?" " Surely you can't be serious."  "I gave orders that my pants should never be hoisted above the waist, and don't call for the belt or the suspenders,  but get me another stiff drink with balls of newt... love those.

Suddenly, he awoke with saliva dripping from his ear as the dog of an ensign shook its teeth so violently that he yelped outloud.  The Captain grabbed his pillow and sobbed gently into the soft fabric.  

Composing himself, he noticed the audience staring in silence "Computer. End program." but nothing happened, "i'm going mad!" Clap, clap, clap "I am Q!" "what is this"? Said the captain. "You've been selected to participate in a test of stamina and determination that will determine who will survive and perhaps take their rightful place at my side."

The Captain briefly swallowed hard then burst into uncontrollable laughter. "Surely you are past all the game playing by now? Where Is the egg I was sitting on in my ready room? Are the Mardis Gras beads still stuck in my nose? I must grab my phaser and set for stun.

As he aimed

the phaser transformed

into a tribble

"What the frak??!"

Q smiled then

and the captain

punched Q in

the left buttock

"Ouch Q exlaimed!"

"What about the"

"no touching rule!"

Suddenly, a Klingon

painstick was introduced

to Q's other

Cheek causing a

rift in the

Time Space Continuum

This in turn

threw the starship

into a large

wormhole. Expecting a

Monster called Pedro

The Dancing Assassin

The crew tensed

at the tapping

of the giant

flipper like feet.

A young ensign

approaches the creature.

Forgetting space has

absolutely no oxygen

the alien tears

into tiny rainbows.

od fragmented spinal

cords and bits

its appendidges float

amongst its victims

Q flashes away

And gets arrested

for crimes against

Wearing bright ties

and sock suspenders.

The smell of

elderberries, once again

permeated the pillow

that floated under

his nose once

more. "Begone, foul

odor, I shall

make a cake

not just any

cake, but a

cellular peptide cake.

with globular cluster

and psychedelic swirlies

and a herring

with mint frosting

Sponge, not fruit

Just then, Willie

Horton, transported from

Willie Wonka's Chocolate

Elderberry Factory, offered

more than the

going latinum rate

for ear wax

Here's the story so far..

The crew was just finishing dinner as the lights went out, but under the table was a phaser glowing hot and about to explode. "You hear that?", Said the Captain "phaser on overload!".  LT. Dunn reached  for the phaser It felt hot "Good day to save the crew!"  And he pulled the power-cell out.

Suddenly, the ship began shaking violently "Captain to Bridge" said a panicked voice.  "Get me the lead ship!!  "Hailing Frequencies Open!" "Your face offends me. Take those pathetic looking officers and transport them  to the solar ship. When I contact you again you had better said he's dead.

This completely confused  the Captain who decided he needed to have a drink for the first time in his life on ship.

The bridge was cold and dark with a subtle scent of elderberries that had been diluted by white noise from the open communications channel  "Computer, get me the latest report from the Daystrom Institute. " Captain look up in the air, is it what I think?" " Surely you can't be serious."  "I gave orders that my pants should never be hoisted above the waist, and don't call for the belt or the suspenders,  but get me another stiff drink with balls of newt... love those.

Suddenly, he awoke with saliva dripping from his ear as the dog of an ensign shook its teeth so violently that he yelped outloud.  The Captain grabbed his pillow and sobbed gently into the soft fabric. 

Composing himself, he noticed the audience staring in silence "Computer. End program." but nothing happened, "i'm going mad!" Clap, clap, clap "I am Q!" "what is this"? Said the captain. "You've been selected to participate in a test of stamina and determination that will determine who will survive and perhaps take their rightful place at my side."

The Captain briefly swallowed hard then burst into uncontrollable laughter. "Surely you are past all the game playing by now? Where Is the egg I was sitting on in my ready room? Are the Mardis Gras beads still stuck in my nose?

I must grab my phaser and set for stun.  As he aimed, the phaser transformed into a tribble "What the frak??!" Q smiled then and the captain punched Q in the left buttock "Ouch Q exlaimed!" "What about the no touching rule!"

Suddenly,  a Klingon painstick was introduced to Q's other cheek causing a rift in the Time Space Continuum.  This in turn threw the starship into a large wormhole. 

Expecting a monster called Pedro The Dancing Assassin, the crew tensed at the tapping of the giant flipper like feet.  A young ensign approaches the creature.  Forgetting space has absolutely no oxygen the alien tears into tiny rainbows.  Odd fragmented spinal cords and bits its appendidges float amongst its victims, Q flashes away and gets arrested for crimes against wearing bright ties and sock suspenders.

The smell of elderberries, once again permeated the pillow that floated under his nose once more. "Begone, foul odor, I shall make a cake not just any cake, but a cellular peptide cake with globular cluster and psychedelic swirlies  and a herring with mint frosting sponge, not fruit. Just then, Willie Horton, transported from Willie Wonka's Chocolate Elderberry Factory, offered more than the going latinum rate for ear wax.

Instead of the

annual equity rate

traditionally charged for

rent of the

Nagus' nose hair,

a small fee

of 5 latinum

coated knee caps

was received.  "Romulans!"

"where" shouted the

lieutenant as he

Removed his head

"Port bow, decloaking!"

Where's my towel?

"Open hailing frequencies

get the Vogon

to fire 42

torpedoes. "WHAT THE"

TRIBBLE?  Get the

babel fish out

when the targ

strikes one, hickory

Dickory, dock, the

insanity must end.

However, the moral

imperative dictates that

I MUST eat

gagh, with a

good blood wine

best served cold

in a solid

state caclulator with

orange freckles painted

on it's side.

This is nonsense!

Let's get back

to sucking a

(n) orange "Can't we

call Stafleet Command?"

The communicator bleeped

out of sync

"Channel open," said

Uhura's ghost.  "Assemble

the sheep for

transport. "I want

that supply of

phasers on the

woolen coats by

midnight!" But how

to lure sheep

into the large

transporter bay without

macaroni?" He sat

contemplating the ridiculousness

when Data strolled

Through the sauna room


<<< four words... fail!! :) ) edit from Kenny

wearing the smallest

uniform in stock

"Now there's something

you don't see

everyday! Can I

Take a hold

on that book?"

Turning the wet

faucet off, Spock

checked for drips

when he suddenly

realized that he

had left spot

dressed in a

pink dress uniform

chewing his Katra

while humming a

slow sad tune.

Suddenly Karl Marx

appeared, loudly exclaiming

"Where's the beef?"

Just then, a

Image of Josef

Stallin appeared above

Kirks image that

sparkled in the

pale moonlight. Eureka!

I HAVE DISCOVERED

that everyone on

this ship has

gone insane! Just

then Spock's eyebrow

cocked in that

weird sort of

cock-eyed way.

"Fascinating" he said.

"Not unlike Pon

Far, the ritual

i preformed years

Ago in a

Broadway Stage play

which received rave

reviews from British

royals on a

three hour tour."

Just then, Gilligan

combed his hair

with a Ferangi

stuffed tongue mounted

on a purple

dinosaur.  "I love

how the warp