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Crew Lounge => Conversations => Topic started by: Rico on February 27, 2009, 07:31:59 AM

Title: Funny job posting....
Post by: Rico on February 27, 2009, 07:31:59 AM
So, I'm sifting through the jobs on Monster.com this morning.  Get a load of part of the posting by this one company.  Think I'll send them a resume, I like their style...

Preferred:

• Unused brain capacity a plus (20 – 25%​ range)

• Good sense of humor is mandatory (violators will not be tolerated)

• Burning desire to learn and grow (at least 170° F please)



Process:

Submit your resume and a cover letter slick enough to make the Liquid MFG team think you walk on water (please include salary requirements) to jobs@​liquidMFG.​com .​  Much of the initial hiring screening will focus on the quality and content of the cover letter; tell Liquid why you are the person for the job.​
Title: Re: Funny job posting....
Post by: billybob476 on February 27, 2009, 07:34:22 AM
Hehe, I think these guys might be interested in hearing about the podcast.
Title: Re: Funny job posting....
Post by: sheldor on February 27, 2009, 07:36:59 AM
I visited their site...

Liquid MFG is your one stop source for beverage products.  We have the capabilities to develop new products, and co-pack existing products.  Anything from beer and spirits, to energy drinks and sodas.  Feel free to contact us with your product idea.

What KIND of beverage products ??

Do they need any software developers?


Title: Re: Funny job posting....
Post by: Rico on February 27, 2009, 07:40:19 AM
The trouble is it's work in the Food and Beverage field which I haven't done really.  But they seem to be pretty darn funny!
Title: Re: Funny job posting....
Post by: billybob476 on February 27, 2009, 07:43:07 AM
I have some friends who used to eat paint chips when they were younger...so your experience can be attributed to food...