This one should be fun!
Do me a favor. Say the words "Corinthian leather"
I don't like having men on my ship that are better looking than I am. I'm going to have to space you.
psik
"Nice shirt, it really showsoff your pecs."
"So Kirk, how do you like the Enterprise?"
"I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."
King
I'm trying to find a good modification of the Moby Dick line from Star Trek II. Anyone else feel free to try.
You know..."from hell's heart I stab at thee..." and all that noise.
Why yes, this is my real chest....
"Khan, I want want pajamas back - now!"
Lie still...that probe above your head will remove all traces of your accent.
McCoy did a great job on those Pec Implants...
Did you say you were a Khan? Or an ExKhan? I get so Khanfused...
Very funny Captain, when may I speak to my Khangregation? We are going to a Khanvention, in Khanstantinopole.
Aaaaaaah! I Khant take any more of these puns!!!
Is there some textile crisis in the future ? Skirts are shorter and mens shirts are 2 sizes too small.
So you don't wear a girdle?