I'll start it, I was inspired by the quotes in the podcast thread.
"My powers have DOUBLED since last time we met Count" (hey, you didn't say they had to be GOOD quotes!) :)
"I need more sleep like a robot" - Siri quoting Amy Moyer.
http://youtu.be/xnEAPBpSqLQ (http://youtu.be/xnEAPBpSqLQ)
KHAAAAAAN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54#)
Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, and there were hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
If I'm not me, who da hell am i??
Go that way. If something gets in your way, turn.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Hang on, everybody - I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!
As you wish. Dread Pirate Roberts
" WHAT'S UP OLD WEST DUDE"
It's a trick...get an axe!
Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK! (This one is my all time fav!!!) :)
"Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted."
(by Krysta in "Southland Tales")
"You have my sword,
and my bow,
and MY axe!".
:)
King
Good, bad...I'm the one with the gun
" what behind the Rabbit.... no it is the rabbit"
You left the bodies and you only moved the headstones!!!!
"There's a lot of things about me you don't know anything about Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand."
I'm a loner, Dottie, a Rebel. ;D
Sorry, couldn't resist.
" They took the bar... the whole FN Bar even the s%*# we didn't steal"
"I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape. "
Karl -Armageddon
Quote from: X on August 29, 2012, 06:17:16 PM
"I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape. "
Karl -Armageddon
LOL! I love that quote.
"I can do anything, I'm the Chief of Police."
Brody-Jaws
"Zeus, Apollo, patrol."
-Higgins, Magnum PI
"Capt, Col., Senator, etc. (take your pick), With all due respect sir" - ad nauseam.
"What happens to us in the future? Do we become...assholes or something?" -Marty McFly
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff." -The Doctor
"Listen, do you smell something?" -Ray Stantz
Quote from: PaulECoyote on September 18, 2012, 07:26:37 AM
"Listen, do you smell something?" -Ray Stantz
LOL good one. My three year old was obsessed with this movie for almost a year, and used to walk around quoting lines from it. His favorite was "Back off man, I'm a scientist."
"No matter were you go, there you are" -Buckaroo Banzai quoting Confucius
"Higher emotions are what separate us from the lower orders of life...
Higher emotions, and table manners." ~ Dianna Troi, Imzadi
"I'll have ten chocolate sundaes...I'm in a really BAD mood" - Q
"Everything looks good from here... (playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."
(as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."
(as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"
(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"
Wash
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." -Mal
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel." - Homer Simpson
It makes noise.
[taps screwdriver against wood]
That makes it sonic.
Jackson Lake - The Next Doctor
Kill my boss!!!??? Do I dare live out the american dream? - Homer J. Simpson
"Just because my grandfather didn't rape the environment and exploit the workers doesn't make me a peasant. And it's not that he didn't want to rape the environment and exploit the workers, I'm sure he did. It's just that as a barber, he didn't have that much opportunity." -Steve Martin as Roger Cobb, All of Me
Quote from: sheldor on September 20, 2012, 05:01:18 AM
Kill my boss!!!??? Do I dare live out the american dream? - Homer J. Simpson
Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too...
- Bill Lumbergh
What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that? - Mitch, Long kiss Goodnight
(there are better ones, but not exactly pg)
Quote from: X on September 20, 2012, 08:05:59 AM
What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that? - Mitch, Long kiss Goodnight
(there are better ones, but not exactly pg)
One of Sam Jackson's best early roles, still kind of riffing on the same character to this day. I used to be in love with Geena Davis, too. Great movie.
They revel in violence. They devote what little technology they have to devising ways of killing each other.
T'mir
Quote from: Jobydrone on September 18, 2012, 07:50:37 AM
Quote from: PaulECoyote on September 18, 2012, 07:26:37 AM
"Listen, do you smell something?" -Ray Stantz
LOL good one. My three year old was obsessed with this movie for almost a year, and used to walk around quoting lines from it. His favorite was "Back off man, I'm a scientist."
Your three year old has great taste :)
I know, his current obsession is the Neil Young cover of "This Land is Your Land" from the new NY & Crazy Horse album "Americana".
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Buffalo Bill
Hey Y'all, watch this!
- DOA
Perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
-BANE
Excuse me... Excuse me. I'd just like to ask a question... What does God need with a starship?
Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind.
and finally:
Rumors of my assimilation are greatly exaggerated.
Sorry, couldn't resist one more:
They have worlds out there, people that you wouldn't believe. But they do not have chocolate.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.
- Roy Batty / Blade Runner
Quote from: davekill on October 23, 2012, 11:18:02 AM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.
- Roy Batty / Blade Runner
That is one of the best sci-fi quotes of all time!
"M.I. does the dying. Fleet just does the flying." – Johnny Rico, Starship Troopers
It's an ugly planet. A BUG planet! A planet hostile to life - AKKKKK!
- Net Corrospondent
"Mists of dreams drip along the nascent echo and love no more. End of line."
AMRAD. IS NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND YOU FULLY. COULD YOU STATE THAT AS A QUESTION, PLEASE?
"I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia, and round the Antares Maelstrom, and round Perdition's flames before I give him up!"
"Who honors those we love for the very life we live? Who sends monsters to kill us, and at the same time sings that we'll never die? Who teaches us what's real and how to laugh at lies? Who decides why we live and what we'll die to defend? Who chains us and who holds the key that can set us free?
It's you. You have all the weapons you need. Now FIGHT."