Sitting here watching All Creatures Great and Small with my wife. Peter Davison is up to his shoulder in the southbound end of a northbound cow. Nothing shocking to a guy who grew up on a Wiscowsin dairy farm. My wife, with her dry British accent pipes up "must be bigger on the inside." That's when I lost my coffee and near choked to death.
A Tardis Cow? :)
No, a TARDIB.
Time And Relative Dimensions In Bovine.
Ha ha ha brilliant.
For anyone that cares to see the scene in question, search for "All Creatures Great And Small Documentary Part 3" on YouTube and skip ahead to the 8:30 mark or thereabouts.